This story is so generic it seems like something you could make up off the top of your head. How this could be folklore is beyond me."Uh... so there's these two guys, and they see a skeleton so they run away. Then one of them dies, but they are the skeleton!"
That is pretty much all this story is. It is about two friends, Ted and Sam, who see a strange human figure in a turnip field that begins to chase them. Their initial reaction is to run, obviously. But then for some stupid reason they decide to go back and check this person out.
Sam decides it's a good idea to touch it, to "make sure it's real." Does it even matter if it's real or not? It's a God damn walking corpse! Either it's a zombie or a diseased bum, either way I'm fucking out of there.
When Sam gets to the thing it appears to be a walking skeleton. Then for some reason Ted freaks out and they both run away. They watch it in the road from Ted's house until it disappears. Then a year later Ted dies from a disease and Sam says he looked just like the skeleton.
That's the shittiest attempt at an M. Night Shyamalanian mindfuck ending I've ever heard.
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